| | Alright, so I figure, you guys are reading my blogs, you might as well know a bit about me. Where to begin? Well, to start off, my name is Michael. You can all call me Chuckles, though. 
(That's me on the left, there) I'm a rockabilly boy. A greaser. One very important thing you should know is that I have an ego the size of the Death Star, and a libido that gives my ego a run for it's money. I am of the firm belief that if there is anything in the universe more important than my ego, it is to be tracked down, and shot on sight. I'm just that goddamn important. I attend college, in the (most likely futile) attempt to attain a degree in Game Art & Design. I think drawing shit for a living would be pretty cool. Maybe one of these days I'll post somethin' for you fuckers. The music I listen to varies, and my tastes cannot be lumped into a generic category. I love everything from punk to country. Most of the artists I listen to are widely obscure, and chances are, you've never heard of them, and probably don't care about them. This is largely due to to three simple facts: A) you suck, B) I hate you, and C) my cock is much bigger than yours, and can, in fact, walk right through that door. I like to party, love drinking, and have been known to partake in the occasional illicit substance. Purely recreationally, of course. My only dependancy is nicotine.Other than that, my favorite passtime is sex, seduction, and renaissance faires. These three are most often interwoven. I'm in a faire guild called The Wild. What do we do, you ask (and if you leave me a comment saying you didn't ask, I'm going to kick you in the stomach)? Well, we paint our bodies in black and white war paint, run amock, cause mahem, give the Vikings a run for the money, and scare the bejesus out of people. 
I have a strong dedication to the guild. The people in it are my closest friends, and may as well be my family. I wouldn't trade them for anything. Unless that particular anything had a time machine. That'd be pretty kickass. I like piercings, and LOVE tattoos. I only have an ear pierced, and that's all I really plan on getting. However, I have two tattoos, and plan on getting many more. Haha, I'll probably end up running out of skin within a few years. 
The first is the mark of The Wild, and a symbol of my dedication to the group. The second is in the Language of The Wild, Xebric. It says simply, "Regret Nothing, Remember Everything." As I said, I love tattoos. Especially girls with tattoos. I'll tell you right now, if you're a girl, and have sleeve tattoos, and any kind of piercings, I'm powerless in your presence. With that thought, I'm going to go get myself some food. Have a nice day, cockfags! |
