| | I wanted to take today to tell you guys about the website I'm going to
start if I win this competition. The website is called "Project Beer
Money", and is what's going to make me internet-famous.
Here's how the website works. It's going to be owned and operated by me
and my good friend, Micah. The site is called "Project Beer Money"
quite simply, because that's exactly what it is. It will have a
donation bar, and we will ask the people of the great intarweb to
simply give us their money, with which, we will buy large quantities of
alcohol and get stupid drunk.
You're thinking to yourself, "this'll never work!". However, you're forgetting one very important thing:
This is the internet.
If you have the will, the internet is the way. In exchange for the
money that these people will donate, we will record our drunken
adventures in blog, video, and picture form, and post them on the
website. Because if there's one thing people love, it's drunken story
time!
The website will grow over time, drawing more and more attention. The
more attention, the more money. The more money, the more drinking, and
the more drunk we get. As a direct result, our stories become more
frequent, and more entertaining.
I have another idea for a website, too. More of a benefit for society, really.
See, I am a mental illness magnet when it comes to dating. I mean it, I have dated some CRAZY fucking women.
So, what I want to do is date as many girls as I possibly can, because
invariably, every girl I date is going to be bat-shit insane. So, what
I do at that point is profile the girl, and precisely what kind of
crazy she happens to be. I then post her profile on the site with the
information I gathered. Using this website, guys who are interested in
a girl can look through the site archives. If the girl does not appear
as a profile, she is most likely safe for dating.
I think I wanna call it www.crazybitches.com.
Just some ideas, but I think they have some merit, don't you?
I finished this post with twelve minutes to spare.
Boo. Ya.
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