Seven months + no sex + a libido that eclipses the Death Star = go fuck yourself, cockfags.

 There. Now only 282 words left to go.

 I got a call from my friend Vata earlier today. A job offer down in Horton plaza. Basically, I just hand out flyers all day, and get paid twenty dollars an hour. Sounds good, and I can use the money. Other than that, just kind of a dumb day.

 I had class at two o’ clock today. So, as usual, my ride shows up AT two to pick me up. I get to the college about a half-hour late for class, freaking the fuck out that I’m late, only to discover that my class was cancelled for the day.

 I was not pleased to learn that I wasted that much energy being worried over something that, in the end, made no real difference anyway. Then again, doesn’t it always seem to go that way?

 So, I sit around for awhile, and wait for Jay’s class to get out. It does. We both decide we haven’t eaten all day, and need to get some food. We settle on Fortune Dragon. Now, let me tell you a little something about Fortune Dragon. It’s a chinese buffet in the center of town, right down the street from the high school. For only seven dollars, you can eat your fill of what I have decided to be the greatest Chinese food to grace the planet (except for the orange chicken. Avoid it at all costs.). I used to go every Monday with my buddy James. I love the place. It was a nice treat to have gone there today. I haven’t been in a very long time.

 Got back to my place, fucked around for awhile, smoked.

 Oh, while I’m thinking about it, never try to quit smoking when you’re having a series of bad days, and sex-starved. It doesn’t work. All it results in is the urge to kick puppies, and punch infants. At that point, for the safety of puppies and small children everywhere, I would urge you to resume your smoking habit.

 Today has pretty much sucked. Things are gonna be a lot better ten years from now, when I’ve taken Tom Cruise’s throne as greatest actor of all time, and brought Oprah back to life, just to prove to him that I could kill her better than he ever did.